I’m Confused

I got sunburned the other day. The Internet café has “O Holy Night” on repeat on the CD player.

The days are getting longer. All the stores are decorated with fake evergreens and tinsel.

Schools have let out for summer vacation. We’re going around the hospital soon to hand out presents to the patients.

Hotels are raising their rates because it’s the peak season. There’s a carol sing in a few nights.

Welcome to a southern hemisphere Christmas. It’s weird!